20. I Left the House Today
I left the house today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie. I did not leave the house today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie.
I found a job today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie. I did not find a job today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie.
I wrote this song today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie. I did not write this song today.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And that is a lie like this song is a lie.
And this song is a lie.
Somehow I'm never able to remember the lyrics to this song live, even though there are only like three words total. That said, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Eric M. recorded this one in his Dream Attic. It was a song that had been sitting around for a few years before becoming a real song, so verse #3 is technically correct.
